Up, Up and Away
Humorous enough that it was worth stealing (from Matt's away message):
Why am I experiencing the stress of college to end up doing the news in a town smaller than the one I am currently living in? Needless to say I am going to drop out of school, start my own video production company / community theatre, and cast myself in all the lead roles. I wonder where I got that idea from?
Gee... I wonder who he's talking about? 
